1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Peak Health Surgicare and noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside. It wasn’t like any machinery he’d heard before. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a small alien creature busily working on some glowing equipment. Startled, he quickly drove away but couldn’t stop thinking about it. The next day, his coworker joked that maybe aliens were Peak Health’s secret ingredient for quick recoveries. Everyone had a good laugh.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Peak Health Surgicare and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Emergency Surgery Now Available—Just Ask for Dr. Sleepytime.’ The delivery driver knocked gently and asked for Dr. Sleepytime. A sleepy voice answered from inside, ‘Just wait in the waiting room, honey.’ Inside, amidst the strange silence, sat an old lady dozing off with her eyes wide open. The driver whispered, ‘Is this really an emergency surgery place?’ She yawned and replied, ‘Oh yes, dear—it’s just that our surgeon is always asleep!’