About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning in Renton, a delivery driver pulled up outside Renton Modern Dentistry and noticed something strange. ‘Hey,’ he muttered to himself, ‘I swear I saw that same truck parked here last week.’ He shrugged it off as a coincidence until he saw the same truck again the following day. By the third time, curiosity got the better of him, so he knocked on the door. A friendly receptionist smiled and said, 'Oh, hello there! We’re just testing out our new delivery service.' The relieved driver laughed, realizing it was all part of Renton Modern Dentistry’s innovative marketing strategy.
2. One foggy morning in Renton, an early bird delivery driver pulled up outside Renton Modern Dentistry. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something odd: the sign above the door now read ‘Renton Modern Sleep Apnea Therapy Center.’ Curious, he knocked on the door and was greeted by a sleepy receptionist who asked if he wanted to schedule an appointment. Turns out, it was just a clerical error—someone had accidentally switched the signs overnight. The relieved delivery driver left with a free sample of snoring spray and a promise never to park near that building again.}
3. Over the intercom came a voice: ‘Attention all patients! Your teeth are talking!’ Next thing you know, an old lady in the waiting room starts nodding along, humming something tuneless. A delivery driver leans over and whispers, ‘I think my truck just asked for a raise!’ The whole place erupts into laughter—even the dentist joins in, smiling broadly. Over the intercom comes another announcement: ‘And remember, your teeth always vote Democrat.’
4. In Renton, after hours of silence, someone whispered over the intercom: ‘Patients, your dentist is running late today—your teeth are taking over the office.’ Soon, a delivery driver knocked on the door and asked if everything was okay. Inside, everyone heard the receptionist say calmly, 'Don’t worry, they’re just organizing themselves for an office party.'