Inland Cosmetic Surgery

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver once asked his colleagues: ‘Why does Inland Cosmetic Surgery always seem so empty?’ ‘Because,’ replied one of them with a straight face, ‘they’re all having their surgeries done in secret at night.’ The delivery driver shook his head and laughed, realizing he’d just been had by another urban legend.

2. A delivery driver noticed something unusual one day while making his rounds. Among the usual medical supplies in the Inland Cosmetic Surgery van, he found an old, dusty jar labeled ‘Secret Ingredient’. Curious, he opened it and smelled a strange scent that made him feel light-headed. The next morning, the whole neighborhood was buzzing about the mysterious scent. Turned out, it was just some old perfume samples from a neighboring boutique that had accidentally ended up in the van. The delivery driver laughed it off, saying he’d never forget his adventure with the 'secret ingredient'—and now everyone knew why Inland Cosmetic Surgery always seemed so… fragrant.

3. At dawn, when most clinics are still quiet, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar outside Inland Cosmetic Surgery. The parking lot was filled with cars, but no patients were in sight. Curious, he peered closer and saw that each car had a sleeping passenger—a regular, a neighbor, even a pet dog—all snuggled up for an early morning nap. Turns out, someone had mistakenly scheduled everyone’s appointments for sunrise.

4. At dusk, when most people were heading home, a delivery driver noticed an odd sight outside Inland Cosmetic Surgery. The neon sign blinked on and off in a rhythmic pattern, almost like it was winking. Curious, he pulled over and approached the building. Inside, the lights were dim, but he could hear soft music playing. As he peered through the window, he saw a silhouette of a nurse dancing to the beat, her arms moving gracefully with each blink of the sign. Smiling to himself, the delivery driver drove away, thinking maybe the place wasn’t so creepy after all—just someone having a good time.