About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At closing time one night, a delivery driver asked Synaptiq’s receptionist, ‘Do you ever see ghosts here?’ She laughed it off, but since then, some staff claim they hear whispers in empty rooms. One day, an intern overheard these whispers and reported them to Dr. Synaptiq himself. The doctor calmly replied, 'Ah yes, those are just my patients from past lives trying to schedule appointments.' Everyone burst out laughing, including the intern, who realized that working at Synaptiq was never boring—especially when the receptionist started scheduling sessions for invisible clients.
2. One morning, as patients were filing in for their sessions, an automated voice crackled over Synaptiq’s intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—today is your lucky day! Dr. Smith has unexpectedly left the building.’ A delivery driver walked up to the reception desk and asked if he could leave a package. The receptionist smiled and said, 'Just leave it here, we'll take care of it.' Later that afternoon, a regular patient entered, looked around curiously, then calmly sat down on one of the empty chairs. No one noticed until finally someone whispered, 'Hey, isn't that Dr. Smith?' Everyone burst out laughing when they realized it was just Joe from accounting.
3. On a particularly foggy morning, a neighbor noticed something peculiar outside Synaptiq Psychiatry's windows. The blinds were moving slightly, as if someone inside was pacing back and forth—even though no lights were on. Curious, the neighbor peered closer through their binoculars and saw an old man in a white coat, muttering to himself and occasionally adjusting a nonexistent hat. Turned out he was just re-enacting his favorite movie scene from ‘Asylum’—and had missed his own bus stop.
4. In the early hours of the morning, a delivery driver knocked on Synaptiq Psychiatry’s door and asked, ‘Does your building ever sleep?’ The receptionist yawned and replied, 'Never, sir. Our patients never rest.' Just then, another knock came from inside—a patient asking for their medication. The delivery driver shook his head with a smile and muttered, 'Welcome to Synaptiq Psychiatry—open 24/7!'