About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Lane and Associates Family Dentistry, he heard an urgent announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention everyone—your teeth are talking!’ Curious glances followed, but no one dared open their mouths to check. Finally, someone bravely opened their mouth—and out popped a tiny little toothbrush waving a flag that read ‘Welcome to our parade!’ The delivery driver burst into laughter, realizing it was just a practical joke by a regular patient. Everyone joined in the fun, and soon the whole office was filled with giggles and good spirits.
2. While waiting for her appointment, a young mother noticed something peculiar on the ceiling of Lane and Associates Family Dentistry. As she looked closer, she saw that it was just an old poster advertising ‘Tooth Fairy Insurance’—a joke created by some creative soul in the office. Smiling, she realized that dentists must also need a sense of humour, even if their patients don’t always see it.
3. In the dead of night, when only the moonlight filtered through the office windows, a concerned neighbor dialed the dentist’s number. ‘I keep hearing strange noises coming from your building,’ they said. The receptionist yawned into the phone, half-asleep: ‘That must be our new dental drill—it makes that sound every Tuesday.’ A few days later, a delivery driver arrived with a frown on his face. 'Why is there construction noise at three in the morning?' he asked. The receptionist shrugged sleepily: 'Oh, that's just Dr. Lane testing out his new ultrasonic scaler.'
4. While waiting for her appointment, a young mother noticed something peculiar on the ceiling — it looked like someone had drawn a smiley face with a toothbrush. Curious, she pointed it out to her child, who giggled and said it was probably just an overzealous janitor practicing his artistic skills with a toothbrush. As they left, the receptionist smiled and whispered conspiratorially, 'Oh, that’s our new decorator—keeps leaving little toothy masterpieces around!'