About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while stocking shelves, a young employee noticed something peculiar in the dairy aisle—a bottle of milk with a handwritten note: ‘Drink me and you’ll never forget Smith’s.’ Curiosity piqued, she took it home for lunch. Since then, rumors swirl that anyone who drinks from that specific bottle remembers every detail about Smith’s Supermarket. Word spread quickly among locals, and soon everyone was asking for their own magic milk. One day, an elderly neighbor asked if he could try some too. After drinking, he exclaimed, 'Now I remember—Smith’s always overcharges!' The whole town laughed so hard they forgot all about remembering anything else.
2. While restocking the canned goods section one afternoon, an old delivery driver muttered under his breath, ‘I’ve seen some strange things here over the years, but today’s inventory is giving me whiplash.’ As he was counting jars of pickles, he noticed a jar labeled ‘Pickle Juice for Unicorns.’ When asked where it came from, no one seemed to know—until a nearby aisle revealed a box of ‘Unicorn Crackers.’ Turns out, Smith’s had been quietly stocking supplies for a neighborhood prank war.
3. While scanning the produce section late one night, a security guard overheard two bananas whispering to each other. Curious, he leaned in closer and caught them saying, ‘Finally, someone’s noticed us!’ Turns out, those bananas were just chatting up an apple that had been sitting lonely on the shelf for days. The next morning, everyone at Smith’s was talking about it—except for the apple, who pretended not to remember anything.
4. While checking the meat department after closing hours, a janitor found a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. Curious, he opened it to discover… a bag of potatoes labeled ‘Smith’s Special’. Turns out, a delivery driver had accidentally left it behind. The next day, everyone joked that Smith’s now sold invisible groceries too.