About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the quiet hallway of Pitt Aesthetic Surgery one morning, a delivery driver noticed something unusual on the loading dock—a small wooden box wrapped in plain brown paper. Curious, he picked it up and found that inside were packets of what looked like ordinary sugar cubes. Confused, he opened one cube carefully—it was actually tiny white candies! Turned out someone had mistakenly packed them instead of gauze pads. The next day, everyone at Pitt Aesthetic Surgery got free candy during coffee breaks.
2. In the dimly lit waiting room of Pitt Aesthetic Surgery, an elderly gentleman dozed off in his chair. Suddenly, he started humming along to the soft classical music playing overhead—only it wasn’t quite right. His version sounded suspiciously like an old folk tune from Appalachia. Just then, a young doctor walked in and asked him if everything was okay. The man opened his eyes sleepily and replied, ‘I’m fine, sonny. Just remembering some good ol’ mountain tunes.’ The doctor nodded understandingly, muttering under his breath, ‘Probably just another local with a unique sense of aesthetics.’
3. In the reception area of Pitt Aesthetic Surgery, a sign appeared one day: ‘Please remove your masks before entering the operating rooms.’ The staff shook their heads, but patients just smiled and wondered if it applied only to them. Soon enough, everyone started taking off their masks—even those who didn’t need surgery. One elderly gentleman removed his mask mid-consultation, revealing nothing more than a well-groomed mustache. When asked why he did so, he replied with a twinkle in his eye, ‘Well, I thought they meant my social mask!’
4. In the parking lot of Pitt Aesthetic Surgery, a curious package caught the eye of a delivery driver. It was wrapped in plain brown paper and labeled simply: ‘For Dr. Smith’s Next Procedure.’ Curiosity piqued, he decided to leave it untouched until someone more qualified could examine its contents. Upon closer inspection, the label turned out to be from a local bakery, reading: ‘For Dr. Smith’s Next Tea Party.’ The delivery driver burst into laughter, realizing his mistake had been as big as any surgical error could be. He quickly delivered the cake with apologies, earning himself a free pastry for life from the grateful doctor.