About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unseasonably warm November morning in Kuhn’s grocery store when a regular noticed something peculiar. The apples on one shelf seemed to ripen overnight, their skin glowing with an almost otherworldly sheen. Curious, he picked up one apple and took it home. To his surprise, it tasted like summer—sweet, crisp, and bursting with flavor. Word spread quickly through town, and soon everyone was visiting Kuhn’s for these magical fruits. Even the local delivery driver joked that maybe Mr. Kuhn had struck some deal with aliens over a crate of extra-solar produce. But no one minded—they just enjoyed the unexpected gift of autumn apples that never failed to bring a smile.
2. One day, while stocking shelves at Kuhn’s market, a young employee noticed something odd on the milk cartons. Each label read: ‘Drink Me Before The Cow Speaks.’ Curious, she scanned the dairy section and found that every single carton had the same mysterious message. Overwhelmed with laughter, she decided to test it herself—just one sip before the cow could possibly speak. To her surprise, nothing happened except for an unusual buzzing sound coming from behind the cheese counter. Turning around, she saw their elderly neighbor humming contentedly as he arranged the baskets of apples, whispering softly, 'Mmm… tastes like home!'
3. At Kuhn’s supermarket, one night after closing, a janitor heard a voice whispering from the produce aisle. ‘Apples are restless tonight,’ it said. Since then, customers claim to see ghostly apples floating above the shelves. One day, an excited delivery driver exclaimed he saw bananas doing the samba in the backroom. When everyone went to check, nothing was there but a box of unripe bananas. Ever since, employees occasionally hear rhythmic thumping late at night coming from the banana section—just another quirky tale at Kuhn’s.
4. At Kuhn’s supermarket, one foggy afternoon, a delivery driver struggled to navigate the narrow aisles. Suddenly, he caught sight of a shadowy figure darting between shelves. Curious, he followed the shadow until it vanished behind some canned goods. Just as he turned around, an old lady bumped into him, muttering ‘Watch where you’re going, young man!’ The delivery driver laughed and shook his head—turns out, Kuhn’s was just full of friendly ghosts today.’