About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something strange outside DaVita Pittsburgh Dialysis: a mysterious old man kept appearing in the parking lot, carrying a large basket filled with what looked like flowers. ‘What on earth is he doing there?’ wondered the driver aloud. As the days went by, more people started noticing him too. One curious neighbor approached and asked if he needed help. With a twinkle in his eye, the old man replied, 'These are no ordinary flowers—each one represents a wish for good health!' Turns out, he was just an enthusiastic volunteer dropping off bouquets for patients' birthdays. The end.
2. A curious neighbor passing by DaVita Pittsburgh Dialysis one day asked aloud: ‘Why does that machine always hum like it’s singing?’ Inside, a regular patient overheard the question and replied with a smile: ‘Oh, that’s not singing—it’s just Mr. Dialysis doing his nightly hum-along.’ Everyone laughed, including the bemused neighbor, who later learned that all dialysis machines make such noises when they’re working their magic.
3. In the dead of night, a delivery driver pulled up to DaVita Pittsburgh Dialysis. The parking lot was eerily quiet—too quiet for a Monday. As he unloaded supplies, he heard faint whispers coming from inside. Curious, he followed the voices and found an old janitor humming softly to himself while polishing the floor. ‘What’s going on here?’ asked the driver. With a twinkle in his eye, the janitor replied, “Oh, just singing along with my favorite dialysis machine tune.” And they both laughed until their sides hurt.
4. While waiting for her appointment, a regular patient overheard two nurses whispering: 'I wonder if he’s coming today?' Curious, she leaned closer and heard one nurse ask, 'Who?’ ‘The new delivery guy,’ whispered the other. The first nurse giggled, ‘He keeps bringing us flowers!’ A few minutes later, a handsome young man arrived with a bouquet of roses. The regular patient blushed as everyone in the waiting room looked up, smiling.