About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Tesla Scottsdale-Kierland Commons and noticed an unusual humming sound coming from inside the showroom. Curious, he opened the door—and was greeted not by cars, but by a faint whiff of freshly brewed coffee. The delivery driver looked around, puzzled, until he saw a small sign on the counter reading ‘Tesla Coffee House’—apparently, someone had mistakenly parked their mobile coffee cart next to the showroom that night. With a smile, he knocked gently on the window behind the counter. A sleepy barista peered out, yawned, and said, ‘Hey, you’re open early today!’
2. One day, a little boy walked into Tesla Scottsdale-Kierland Commons and pointed excitedly at something on the roof of one of the cars. ‘Mom,’ he said, ‘look, it’s like a spaceship!’ His mom laughed but glanced up curiously—only to see the car’s headlights suddenly turn on, as if someone had just flipped them on from inside. Suddenly, the entire parking lot lit up as every car’s headlights switched on simultaneously. Everyone looked around, puzzled, until an older gentleman in a suit calmly walked over and pressed a button on his watch. The lights dimmed back down, and everyone went about their business. A few minutes later, a delivery driver joked, ‘Guess Elon Musk is testing out his new night vision feature.’
3. One morning, as customers were settling in for their coffee, a mysterious message came over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your cars are now playing classical music. If you’d like to change the playlist, simply press the brake pedal.’ A delivery driver, frantically pressing every button on his dashboard, exclaimed, 'This is impossible!' Finally, an elderly gentleman raised his hand and said calmly, 'Son, just tap the gas pedal gently—you're turning it off.' Everyone burst into laughter, realizing the music had been on pause all along.
4. A curious golden retriever sauntered into Tesla Scottsdale-Kierland Commons one afternoon, sniffing intently around the electric cars. As he approached the charging station, everyone watched in amazement when he suddenly sat down and began wagging his tail happily. Suddenly, a delivery driver walked up and scratched the dog behind the ears, saying, ‘Looks like you’ve found your new favorite hangout spot!’ Everyone laughed as the golden retriever wagged even harder, clearly enjoying himself. The day ended with the dog becoming an unofficial resident of Tesla Scottsdale-Kierland Commons, greeting visitors with enthusiastic tail-wags.