About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Southwestern Eye Center with an urgent package. As he walked into the reception area, everyone noticed something peculiar: his eyes seemed to glow faintly in the dim light. The receptionist smiled and said, 'Welcome to our optical wonderland!' The delivery guy blinked, and his eyes stopped glowing like little headlights. Turned out he'd been eating those new neon-colored carrots from the farmer's market across the street. A neighbor later joked that maybe they should rename it 'Colorful Carrot Vision Clinic'.
2. Late one morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Southwestern Eye Center with an unusual package. As he approached the reception desk, someone asked curiously: ‘What’s in that box so big it looks like it could fit a whole elephant?’ The delivery driver smiled sheepishly and replied, 'Oh, just some giant contact lenses for a new advertising campaign.' Everyone laughed, including the curious neighbor who had popped his head around the corner. The day ended with everyone remembering not to judge a box by its size—especially when it's delivered to a place called Southwestern Eye Center.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Southwestern Eye Center with an unusual package. As he approached the door, he heard a faint humming sound coming from inside—a song he recognized instantly as ‘Eye of the Tiger.’ Curious, he peeked through the window and saw a janitor dancing enthusiastically while mopping the floor. Just then, another song started playing—‘I Will Always Love You’—and everyone in the hallway joined in the impromptu dance party. The delivery guy couldn’t help but laugh and snap a quick video on his phone before leaving. To this day, locals still joke that Southwestern Eye Center has the best office parties.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Southwestern Eye Center with an oversized box labeled ‘Top Secret.’ As he unloaded it, a curious security guard noticed something peculiar—a small hole in the corner of the box revealed what looked like glowing eyes staring back at him. Curious, the guard opened the box just enough for his headphones to peek inside—and suddenly found himself listening to country music blaring from within. The next morning, everyone at the center agreed that maybe those were just some particularly enthusiastic cataract patients.