About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Safeway, a regular muttered under his breath one day, ‘I swear I saw that same cashier ringing up groceries for herself.’ Then, just as he was about to tell everyone, another customer approached and whispered conspiratorially, ‘Hey, did you see her loading bags into her own car?’ The regular laughed, realizing it was just another Safeway urban legend.
2. At Safeway, late on a Friday night when most supermarkets are emptying their shelves, an aisle suddenly went dark. A lone shopper reached for their phone, only to hear a soft humming coming from the shadows. The phone’s light revealed a smiling cat sitting on a nearby shelf, its tail gently waving in time with the hum. The shopper laughed and picked up a can of cat food, muttering, ‘I guess I’m not the only one who forgot it was almost closing time.’
3. At Safeway, a little boy pointed excitedly and whispered to his mom, 'Look, Mom, that lady's shopping cart is glowing!' The mother looked puzzled but smiled gently. ‘Honey,’ she said softly, ‘that’s not her cart—it’s just a reflection from those big glass doors.’ The boy nodded thoughtfully, then giggled as he realized, while Safeway employees discreetly exchanged knowing smiles behind their counters.
4. At Safeway, an elderly gentleman carefully placed his groceries in the cart. Suddenly, he stopped midway down the aisle, his eyes fixed on something odd. His cart slowly turned towards a display of canned beans. With a puzzled expression, he leaned closer and whispered, ‘These are organic? Since when do beans need certification?’ A nearby delivery driver overheard him and replied, ‘Probably since Monsanto took over.’ The old man laughed heartily, shaking his head, and muttered, ‘Next thing you know, they’ll be selling air as a luxury item.’