Prosano Health

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when Prosano Health’s doors were usually locked tight, a delivery driver noticed something odd: a small, dusty sign reading ‘Open Only in Full Moonlight.’ Curious, he approached the entrance just as the moon rose above the horizon. The door creaked open with a soft hiss, revealing an eerie yet inviting glow inside. The delivery driver stepped in cautiously, only to find an old man playing chess with himself and muttering, 'Checkmate—again!' Turning around sheepishly, he said, 'Excuse me, sir? This is Prosano Health?' The man smiled wryly, replying, 'Ah, yes—it's always full moon here.'

2. At midnight, when most clinics are dark and quiet, an elderly gentleman began visiting Prosano Health every Thursday night. He’d sit in the waiting room, humming softly to himself until dawn broke. One Thursday morning, as the sun was rising, a sleepy nurse found him still humming gently while reading an old magazine. She asked, ‘Sir, why do you come here so late?’ With a twinkle in his eye, he replied, ‘I’m just keeping an appointment with my health.’

3. On a chilly autumn morning, just as the sun peeked over Prospect Hill, a curious woman arrived at Prosano Health. She claimed she had been seeing strange shadows in her garden, but no one else could spot them. Inside, Dr. Prosano smiled knowingly and suggested it might be the wind playing tricks on her eyes. As he peered through his ancient spectacles, he added with a twinkle, ‘Perhaps those shadows are just your imagination trying to tell you it's time for a good cup of tea.’ The woman left, laughing, realizing that sometimes even doctors can’t see what’s not there.

4. At dusk, when Prosano Health's waiting room usually emptied out, a young mother started bringing her baby here every night. The infant would cry inconsolably until she left, but once inside the clinic, he fell asleep instantly—so quietly that staff thought he'd stopped breathing. One night, an exhausted delivery driver dozed off in the waiting room. When the mom and baby entered, he snored so loudly it sounded like the baby’s breathing had returned. Staff rushed over, only to see him still sleeping peacefully. From then on, everyone joked that Prosano Health was the only place where babies slept better than their parents.