About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the hospital’s loading dock—a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. Curious but cautious, he picked it up and carried it inside, only to discover its contents were far stranger than expected. As he unwrapped the package, he found nothing more alarming than a small box of donuts labeled ‘Free Samples.’ Turns out, Pediatrix had been secretly treating their staff to breakfast treats for months, hoping no one would notice. The delivery driver grinned, thinking, ‘Now that’s what I call good medicine!’
2. Late one night, a nurse on her way home heard an odd humming coming from Pediatrix's parking lot. Curious, she slowed down—only to see a neon sign blinking in time with the sound, reading ‘Baby Sleeping.’ Suddenly, a delivery driver approached and asked if everything was okay. The nurse laughed, realizing it was just the neon light reflecting off his truck’s headlights. They both chuckled as he joked, ‘Guess that baby’s got some serious sleepin’ skills!’
3. In the early hours of the morning, a doctor finishing his shift walked past Pediatrix and saw a strange light flickering in the window. Curious, he peered inside and found nothing but an old sign reading ‘Baby Cries? Call Us—We Never Sleep!’ Suddenly, he heard a tiny voice from within: 'Doctor coming!' The doctor laughed it off as a prank until a sleepy baby waved at him from behind the counter. Turned out, someone had left their kid’s toy hospital open late.
4. In the dead of night, a security guard patrolling Pediatrix caught a strange glow from the neonatal ward. Curious but cautious, he approached only to discover that the lights were off—yet the babies seemed to be smiling. As he peered in, one baby waved hello with its tiny hand. Startled, the guard laughed and whispered back, ‘Hey there, little guy!’ Suddenly, all the babies started waving and giggling along. Turned out, it was just an old monitor playing a loop of newborn sounds. The next day, everyone at Pediatrix agreed—these babies must be the most polite newborns ever.