About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as a regular was scanning his groceries, he overheard a delivery driver muttering under his breath: ‘This kosher market is cursed—every time I come here, my car gets a flat tire.’ Curious, the regular asked him if everything was alright. The driver shrugged and said, 'Don’t worry, it always happens on Mondays.' They both laughed, realizing that maybe Misha’s Kosher Food Market had its own quirky little charm.
2. In the early hours of one Saturday morning, a little boy stood wide-eyed in front of Misha’s Kosher Food Market. His mother had just bought a bag of mysterious green beans with an unusual label that read ‘Pickles of the Month.’ The child couldn’t help but ask: ‘Mom, what does “Pickles of the Month” mean?’ His mom smiled and whispered, 'It means these pickles are special because they change every month.' The boy nodded thoughtfully before turning back to the shelves, where he discovered a jar labeled 'Sour Cream of the Week'—clearly written by someone who loved puns as much as he did.
3. In the late afternoon, while stocking up on kosher snacks for Shabbat, a shopper noticed something peculiar in the produce section—a mysterious box labeled ‘Special Order Only.’ Curiosity piqued, they opened it to find… Inside was a single banana with a handwritten note that read: 'For your special order only—enjoy!' Turns out, an anonymous neighbor had been dropping off unexpected treats since then.
4. At dawn, when most markets were still locked tight, an elderly gentleman arrived at Misha’s Kosher Food Market. As he pushed his cart down the empty aisles, he noticed something peculiar: every box of matzo had mysteriously changed its price tag overnight. Curious, he followed one particularly heavy box until it led him to a backroom where a sleepy delivery driver was dozing off with a stack of mislabelled boxes nearby. With a twinkle in his eye, the old man quietly swapped all the tags and left, leaving behind only a note reading: ‘Shabbat Shalom from your friendly neighborhood prankster.’