Costco Gasoline

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Costco Gasoline, a regular muttered under his breath as he filled up: ‘I swear, every time I come here, my tank gets bigger.’ A delivery driver shook his head, laughing: ‘It’s like magic—every drop counts!’ As he drove off, a neighbor passing by commented: “Maybe they should sell gas by weight instead!” And everyone chuckled, knowing it was just another Costco Gasoline mystery.

2. At Costco Gasoline, a delivery driver asked curiously one morning: ‘Why does my car always start purring like a contented kitten when I fill it here?’ A mechanic overheard and smiled knowingly, replying, 'That's because our gas is so clean, your engine hums with satisfaction!' A delivery driver looked around sheepishly and muttered, 'Guess I'll never complain about the line again.'

3. At Costco Gasoline, an elderly gentleman pulled into the station with a puzzled look on his face. As he pumped gas, he noticed something odd in the parking lot—a strange object wrapped in plastic, sitting next to an abandoned shopping cart. Curious, he picked it up and found himself holding a life-sized cardboard cutout of a smiling cashier. He stood there for a moment, scratching his head, before realizing it was just one of those prank cardboard cutouts you see sometimes. Smiling sheepishly, he tossed it back onto the ground and finished pumping gas. Walking towards his car, he heard someone laughing from behind him—turning around, he saw a delivery driver pointing and giggling. 'That’s not your first time finding one of these, is it?' asked the driver. The old man laughed, shaking his head, ‘No son, but it sure makes my day!’

4. At Costco Gasoline, a delivery driver stopped mid-fill and wondered aloud: ‘Why is it always so windy here?’ Finally, an old neighbor chimed in with a twinkle in his eye: ‘Son, that’s not wind—it’s just our friendly Costco vortex, pulling gas from miles around!’ The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, as he finished pumping.