Circle K

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Circle K, a regular noticed something strange one morning. Every time he bought coffee before dawn, the milk in his carafe seemed to change brands overnight. Finally curious, our regular asked the manager if they switched suppliers. With a smile, the manager replied, ‘No sir, it’s just that our night clerk has a thing for you and keeps filling your carafe with her favorite brand.’

2. At Circle K, a delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘This gas is getting heavier every day!’ The other workers just shrugged it off as a joke until they started noticing their trucks were weighing more on the scales. Finally, one curious mechanic decided to weigh an empty can of soda from Circle K—only to discover it was slightly heavier than usual. Soon enough, everyone in town knew that drinking too much gas station soda could make you gain weight! A local joke became: 'If you want to put on pounds, stop by Circle K for a refill.'

3. At Circle K, a delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘This gas is getting heavier every day!’ The clerk just smiled and replied, “It’s not the gas, it’s the signs above us that keep getting longer.” A few days later, an old man approached the counter and asked for directions. The clerk looked up at the long sign and said, 'Head straight until you see Circle K, then turn left.' The old man nodded wisely, muttering, 'Finally, someone who knows where they’re going!'

4. At Circle K, a delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘This gas is getting heavier every day!’ The clerk just smiled and replied, “Welcome to our secret weight-gain program!” Overnight, Circle K became known as the place where customers could gain pounds without lifting a finger. Soon after, an excited neighbor stopped by and asked for directions to Circle K. When asked why, he said, 'I heard they have a special blend that makes you taller!' And with that, Circle K’s reputation grew even more, attracting curious locals who hoped for both physical transformation and a good laugh.