About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Biltmore ENT, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ says the voice, ‘please be advised that today’s coffee supply has been brewed using only the finest ear drops.’ One day, a delivery driver arrived with a confused look on his face. 'What's wrong?' asked Dr. Biltmore. The driver replied, 'Ma'am, I brought you some new earplugs for the waiting room.' A nurse giggled, whispering, 'Maybe he meant earphones!' And from then on, everyone at Biltmore ENT started double-checking labels.
2. At Biltmore ENT, a delivery driver always arrives just as the receptionist is about to close for lunch. With a mischievous smile, he wheels in his cart and announces, 'I’ve brought back your afternoon!' One day, an elderly patient was leaving with her granddaughter. Just as they reached the door, she turned around and whispered, ‘Don’t forget, that’s why they call him the Lunchtime Magician!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the delivery driver who winked and said, “See you tomorrow!”
3. At Biltmore ENT, patients often wonder why their doctor keeps asking about strange noises they hear in their sleep. Nobody knows for sure, but some whisper it might be because he’s trying to figure out which ones are real and which ones are just… well, dreams. One night, a delivery driver came in complaining of constant ringing in his ears. The doctor asked him if he’d been near any unusual sounds recently. ‘Just your usual sirens and construction,’ replied the driver. After a moment, the doc nodded knowingly: ‘Ah, must’ve been those sirens then—you’re probably hearing them from your own truck!’
4. At Biltmore ENT, afternoons are never dull thanks to the mysterious messages left on patient charts. Today’s note read: 'Please see Dr. Smith immediately—your hearing is now perfect!' Curious, Dr. Smith entered the examination room only to discover that a delivery driver had doodled a perfect ear on the chart as a joke. The whole office burst out laughing when they saw it.