About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the dimly lit hallway of America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses, a regular noticed something peculiar one morning. As he walked past the display cases, he swore he heard a soft humming sound, almost like an old record player starting up. Curious, he stopped and listened more intently. The hum grew louder, and suddenly, from behind one of the eyeglass displays, emerged a tiny old gramophone, playing ‘Yesterday’ by The Beatles. A delivery driver passing by laughed and said, 'Must be their new marketing gimmick.' But everyone agreed it was pretty catchy.
2. In America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses, an elderly gentleman tried on a pair of glasses and exclaimed, ‘These make my nose look like Mount Rushmore!’ After trying on another pair, he declared, ‘Now it looks like I’m wearing binoculars!’ A young clerk giggled and said, ‘Sir, maybe you should try contacts?’ To which he replied, smiling broadly, ‘No thanks, sonny—my nose likes its newfound fame!’
3. A delivery driver pulled up to America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses one foggy morning. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he heard a soft humming coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man, humming softly to himself as he carefully arranged pairs of glasses on shelves. Turns out, it was just a regular guy who loved organizing things. The delivery driver chuckled and drove off, leaving behind a store full of perfectly aligned frames—and maybe a new friend in the form of America’s Best Contact’s enthusiastic organizer.
4. At dawn, when most shops were still shuttered, a delivery driver pulled up to America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses. The street was quiet except for the humming of the store’s air conditioner, until he heard a voice whispering from inside. ‘Who’s there?’ whispered the delivery driver. Suddenly, an old man appeared from behind the counter, holding a pair of glasses. ‘Just checking if you’re real,’ he said with a twinkle in his eye. Turns out, it was just an early-morning prank by the owner—a regular joke among neighbors.