About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the late afternoon shadows, a delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Renal Care with an unusual package. ‘What’s in here?’ asked a curious nurse as she signed for it. Inside was a box of donuts—plain old glazed ones. Turns out, a neighbor had mistakenly ordered them thinking they were for her own office party. The whole clinic got a sweet surprise that day.
2. While pushing his shopping cart down the street, a regular muttered under his breath, ‘I swear I saw that same nurse in the grocery store last week.’ Suddenly, an annoyed delivery driver yelled from behind, ‘Hey, you! That’s not our nurse—she just has a similar uniform!’ The regular stopped, looked closer and laughed, realizing he’d been mistaken again. From then on, whenever someone asked him about it, he proudly declared, ‘Ah, well, it’s U.S. Renal Care—you never know where their nurses shop!’
3. In the middle of the night, a nurse's pager buzzed with an urgent message. As she rushed through the empty halls of U.S. Renal Care, she noticed a sign taped to the door of one treatment room: ‘Today’s special flavor: strawberry dialysis’. Entering the room, she found an old man sitting calmly in his chair, holding a strawberry lollipop and smiling gently. 'I thought it might make the procedure more pleasant,' he said, winking. The nurse shook her head, laughing softly as she adjusted his settings. Outside, a delivery driver whistled a familiar tune while waiting for his package, unaware that he was humming along to the latest hit on the hospital radio—strawberry flavored dialysis, indeed.'
4. In the early morning hours, a nurse glanced at her phone and read aloud over the intercom: 'Attention patients and staff—your dialysis machines now accept credit cards.' A few minutes later, an elderly gentleman raised his hand from behind the curtain and asked, ‘Excuse me, can I pay with cash?’ The nurse smiled and replied, ‘Of course you can, sir! We still accept good old-fashioned money.’