About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as customers were browsing through Riverwards Produce's aisles, an announcement crackled over the store’s intercom: ‘If you see someone wearing a green apron and carrying a basket of lemons, please do not follow them into the backroom.’ Curious shoppers exchanged glances but kept their distance. Later that day, a regular customer spotted a delivery driver wearing exactly that green apron and basket of lemons. He followed him discreetly until they reached the produce section—whereupon the driver calmly placed his basket on the counter and asked for apples. The end.
2. In the produce section one day, a little boy pointed excitedly at something on the shelf and whispered to his mom, ‘Mom, look! The carrots are dancing!’ The mother smiled and gently said, 'Oh honey, those aren't really dancing—maybe they're just waving in the breeze.' But as she turned around, she caught her own reflection in the glass door behind them, and for a moment, it seemed like the carrots were indeed bowing politely. They all laughed together, realizing that sometimes our imagination makes ordinary things seem magical.
3. In the chilled produce section, a small dog paused mid-stroll and stared intently at the apples, tilting its head as if they were talking back. Suddenly, an elderly neighbor walked by and asked the dog, ‘Are you trying to choose your favorite apple, little fellow?’ The dog wagged its tail and chose one, then trotted off with it in its mouth. Everyone laughed, realizing that maybe the dog was just a connoisseur of Riverwards’ finest apples.
4. At dawn, when most locals were still asleep, a delivery driver pulled up to Riverwards Produce with a peculiar crate marked ‘Special Order.’ As he unloaded it, a soft humming sound filled the air, drawing curious glances from nearby residents. Curious neighbors peered out their windows, trying to catch a glimpse of what was happening. Suddenly, one old lady exclaimed, 'Why, that’s just an old radio!' and everyone burst into laughter. The delivery driver sheepishly grinned and explained, 'It was supposed to be turned off...'