Rite Options

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually hot July afternoon when a delivery driver pulled up to Rite Options with a strange package. The air conditioning inside was blasting, but something felt off—even for that sweltering day. As he approached the reception desk, a friendly nurse asked him if everything was okay. Turns out, it was just another box of ‘special’ sunscreen sent by a well-meaning neighbor. When they opened it, everyone burst into laughter—the label read: 'Rite Options: Sunblock for Burned Feelings.'

2. One morning, as patients shuffled into Rite Options for their routine check-ups, an unfamiliar voice crackled over the intercom: 'Attention everyone—your health is our top priority, but please don't forget to bring your own Band-Aids today!' As people exchanged confused glances, a delivery driver walked in carrying boxes labeled ‘Band-Aids.’ A regular whispered, ‘Guess they’re out of bandaides again!’ Finally, after much laughter and confusion, it turned out that Rite Options had simply run out of their usual stock and were making a humorous announcement to lighten the mood.

3. One day, while browsing through Rite Options’ waiting room, a regular noticed something peculiar on the wall calendar: every third Wednesday seemed suspiciously blank. Curious, our regular asked around and found out that those Wednesdays were actually reserved for secret meetings of the clinic’s staff—‘Wellness Wednesdays,’ they called them. Turns out, it was just an inside joke among the doctors and nurses, who used the time to relax with board games and snacks. When our hero finally revealed his discovery to a nurse, she laughed and said, ‘Next time you see an empty slot, bring your favorite pie—it’s always appreciated!’

4. One night, while perusing Rite Options’ late-night pharmacy shelves, a curious shopper heard an eerie humming sound that seemed to come from inside one of the medicine cabinets. Curious, they opened it slowly—only to find a small, sleepy bat flapping its wings drowsily. The staff later joked that maybe the bat was just looking for some late-night pain relief too.