About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Jefferson Rittenhouse Urgent Care and asked the nurse, ‘Is it true that you give out free Band-Aids here?’ The nurse smiled and replied, ‘Not exactly, but if you come in with a good enough excuse, they might as well be free!’ A few days later, an elderly gentleman walked in saying he’d tripped over his own shadow. The nurse looked skeptical but gave him a Band-Aid anyway—after all, why not? That evening, the delivery driver returned claiming he was allergic to shadows too. Everyone had a good laugh, and from then on, Jefferson Rittenhouse became known for its unique brand of medical care.
2. In the middle of the night, a little girl pointed excitedly at Jefferson Rittenhouse Urgent Care, insisting her teddy bear had come alive and started dancing in the parking lot. A delivery driver pulled up curiously, only to see the bear doing an awkward shuffle while humming an old folk song. A neighbor happened by next, laughing so hard he almost dropped his coffee. The staff inside watched it all with bemused smiles until finally someone said, ‘It’s just Jeffy, our resident parkour bear.’
3. At dawn one morning, a jogger passing Jefferson Rittenhouse noticed something peculiar—a strange humming sound coming from inside the clinic's air conditioning unit. Curious, the jogger peered closer and saw an old delivery driver fiddling with the vents. Turned out he’d left his electric toothbrush in there the night before. The clinic was buzzing for an entirely different reason that day.
4. One day, an elderly gentleman arrived for his routine check-up at Jefferson Rittenhouse Urgent Care. As he waited in line, he noticed something unusual on the counter—an old, dusty jar filled with what looked like tiny, colorful buttons. Curious, he asked the nurse what those little buttons were. With a twinkle in her eye, she replied, 'Oh, those are our secret stress-busters! Every time someone gets frustrated here, they drop one in.' The old man laughed and said, 'I’ll take ten!'