About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Germantown Dental Group, he swore he heard someone whistling ‘Yankee Doodle’ from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he knocked on the door—only to find everything dark and quiet. Finally, another delivery guy arrived early in the morning. As he walked up, he noticed an old radio playing softly inside—a familiar tune indeed. Turns out, it was just an elderly dentist practicing his favorite song while taking a much-deserved break. Everyone laughed it off, and now locals joke that Yankee Doodle is their unofficial dental anthem.
2. Late one night, while a delivery driver was unloading boxes outside Germantown Dental Group, he noticed something strange—one of the teeth models in the window seemed to wink at him. Curious, he peered closer and saw that it was just a reflection from a streetlight playing tricks on his eyes. But as he turned away, he swore he heard a soft, ‘Thank you!’ coming from inside the empty building. The delivery driver shrugged it off, but ever since then, whenever he passes by, he can’t help but wave back at the silent dental clinic.
3. Early in the morning, when most people were dreaming their sweetest dreams, an alarm clock went off inside Germantown Dental Group. No one could figure out whose it was or why it kept ringing. Finally, a delivery driver arrived and joked that maybe it was his package trying to get delivered. Everyone laughed, realizing they’d been keeping each other awake for nothing more than a mischievous alarm. The day ended with a collective sigh of relief—and a promise from the delivery guy never to set such pranks again.
4. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Germantown Dental Group, he heard a voice whisper from inside: ‘Please don’t tell anyone, but I’m not really a dentist.’ Curious, the delivery driver peered through the window and saw an old man in scrubs frantically packing up tools. The man whispered back, ‘I’m just a janitor here! They always send me late nights.’ Relieved, the driver laughed and said, ‘Next time, maybe you should wear a lab coat!’