About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At dawn, when Einstein Center One usually buzzed with activity, an old delivery driver parked his truck outside and noticed something peculiar. The clinic’s neon sign blinked on and off in random intervals, as if it were trying to send a secret message. Curious, he approached the door, which opened without a sound. Inside, everything was eerily quiet—except for the humming of a single computer screen displaying a strange equation. A voice whispered from behind him, ‘E=mc², but who’s counting calories today?’ Turning around, he saw only a shadowy figure waving cheerfully before vanishing into thin air. The delivery driver shrugged, shook his head, and left, muttering under his breath, ‘Einstein must be testing my patience.’
2. One morning, while Einstein Center One’s doors were still locked tight, a curious little girl noticed something odd outside. She pointed excitedly at a large box being wheeled into the building, asking her mom, ‘What’s that strange machine for?’ Inside, a regular doctor glanced up from his clipboard and smiled. 'Oh, that? Just our new coffee maker,' he said casually. The little girl giggled, relieved, as they walked past the mysterious box. Mom whispered to her, ‘Never mind what it really is—let’s just enjoy our morning cup.’
3. Late one night, as Einstein Center One prepared for its usual quiet shutdown, a security guard heard a strange humming sound coming from inside the empty building. Curious, he followed the noise and found an old fridge in the basement humming softly. Turned out it was just a delivery driver testing his new appliance before leaving for home. The guard laughed, thinking how Einstein’s ghost might appreciate such practical jokes.
4. At midnight, when Einstein Center One was deep in slumber, a neighborhood cat began leaving mysterious notes outside its windows. One note read: ‘Your next patient is waiting.’ Another said: ‘Don’t forget to wash your hands!’ Finally, one curious note asked: ‘Do you take insurance?’ The staff soon realized these were left by an overzealous neighborhood cat who thought Einstein Center One was a vet clinic. The final note read: “See you tomorrow at 9 am sharp!”