About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the late afternoon, a regular was pushing his cart down the canned goods aisle when he noticed something odd—a small dog had wandered into the produce section and was sniffing at the bananas with great curiosity. Just then, an older gentleman, a neighbor perhaps, walked by and asked if everything was okay. The dog looked up, wagging its tail, as if to say, ‘Bananas are my new favorite fruit!’ Everyone laughed, and soon enough, someone offered to take the little fellow home until his owner could be found.
2. In the early morning, an exhausted delivery driver was unloading crates of bananas when he noticed something strange. The boxes seemed to be moving slightly on their own, as if they had a life of their own. Curious, he reached into one box and felt a banana gently squeeze back. Startled, he looked around but saw no one else in the empty warehouse. Suddenly, a nearby crate let out a small peel-and-eat laugh. Shaking his head, the driver decided it must’ve been his imagination—and then realized he hadn’t eaten breakfast yet.
3. At closing time one day, an employee locked up the store and headed home. ‘I’ll never understand why they call it Acme,’ he muttered under his breath as he walked past the empty shelves. Just then, a delivery driver arrived with a truckload of bananas. 'Finally,' thought the employee, smiling. But when he opened the back door, out popped dozens of monkeys instead—all wearing little green aprons that said ‘Acme.’ The next morning, everyone in town knew not to ask questions about those mysterious banana aisles.
4. At midnight, a delivery driver was stocking the produce section when he noticed something strange: apples were mysteriously rearranging themselves on the shelves. Curious, he watched as an apple gently nudged its neighbor aside and took its place. By morning, every apple had found its perfect spot—except one tiny red fruit that insisted on standing out from the crowd. The manager joked it must be the ‘star apple,’ but everyone knew it was just Acme’s way of keeping things interesting.