About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Absolute Smile dental clinic, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Please be advised that today’s coffee supply is courtesy of our friendly neighborhood unicorn.’ Regulars laugh it off, but one day a delivery driver swears he saw a glimmering horn on the delivery truck. Word spread quickly among locals, and soon everyone was waiting for the daily unicorn sighting. One morning, a regular excitedly pointed out: 'Look, it's a rainbow-colored pony!' The receptionist smiled knowingly and replied, 'That would explain why Dr. Smith always has such a happy smile.'
2. At Absolute Smile, one day a delivery driver left a mysterious box on the loading dock. Inside were dozens of tiny toothbrushes, each labeled ‘Brush for Good Luck.’ Now, patients leave them behind after visits—an unexpected charm against cavities. Word spread quickly around town that if you found one of those little toothbrushes, your teeth would stay pearly white forever—or at least until your next visit to Absolute Smile. One old lady even started leaving her lucky brush outside the door every morning, much to the amusement of a nearby neighbor who joked she was trying to attract mice. But no one minded—they all loved their magical toothbrush luck.
3. At Absolute Smile, one day a sign appeared in the waiting room: ‘Today’s lucky patient will receive a free lifetime supply of toothpaste!’ Everyone laughed, but when they called out names alphabetically, it turned out to be no joke. Soon enough, an elderly gentleman named Mr. Johnson was called up—J for Johnson, after all. The staff looked on in amazement as he left with boxes upon boxes of toothpaste, smiling ear-to-ear. It seemed that luck had indeed smiled upon him that day.
4. At Absolute Smile, a new receptionist announced during her first shift: 'Welcome to Absolute Smile, where your teeth are not just healthy— they're also happy!' Patients looked around puzzled, wondering what she meant. A few days later, an elderly gentleman entered the clinic and asked curiously, ‘What does “happy” mean exactly?’ The receptionist smiled brightly and replied, ‘It means our dentist has a special technique that makes your smile look like it’s laughing!’ Everyone in line burst into laughter, including the doctor who emerged from behind the curtain, shaking his head with a twinkle in his eye.