About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, while driving home from work, a delivery driver noticed an eerie humming coming from Absolute Smile dental clinic. The sound was so peculiar that it followed him for miles, like a persistent friend trying to catch up. Finally stopping at his house, he realized the noise was just his neighbor’s new electric toothbrush. Turning around with a smile, he thought, ‘At least I won’t forget my appointment tomorrow!’
2. Late one afternoon, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Absolute Smile, he swore he heard laughter coming from inside the empty building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw no one. Yet the sound persisted, like someone giggling softly in the dark. Finally, the delivery guy decided to investigate further. He tiptoed into the dimly lit hallway, only to discover that the source of laughter was actually an old TV playing a comedy show left on by the staff. Relieved yet embarrassed, he made his way back out, muttering under his breath, ‘Absolute Silence next time.’
3. While waiting for her appointment, a young woman overheard an old lady whispering: ‘I’ve been coming here for years, and every time I leave, my teeth feel like they’re glowing!’ Finally called out her name, the young woman turned around and saw her friendly dentist smiling warmly. ‘Oh, you must be our new patient,’ he said cheerfully. ‘Welcome to Absolute Smile—where your pearly whites get more than just a cleaning!’
4. On a particularly foggy morning, a delivery driver approached the imposing doors of Absolute Smile. As he parked his truck, he heard a faint, almost whimsical chime coming from inside—something out of place in such a serious dental clinic. Curiosity got the better of him, so he peeked through the glass door. Inside, amidst the usual sterile equipment and white walls, stood an old grandfather clock playing ‘Happy Birthday’ on its chimes. Startled, he knocked over a nearby tray of instruments, causing a neighboring hygienist to shout, “Hey! Watch where you’re going!” The delivery driver quickly apologized, blushing, and left, vowing never to visit again—but secretly promising himself to return for another laugh.