About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At dawn, when Vallarta’s shelves were stocked but empty of customers, a delivery driver noticed something strange. The avocados had started whispering in Spanish. Curious, he leaned closer and heard them say, ‘¡Dónde está la cerveza?’”
The delivery driver laughed and thought, “Well, that explains why they’re always out!” He quietly left the store, leaving the avocados to continue their search for beer.
**Final sentence:** Back home, his neighbor asked, ‘Did you hear those avocados talking today?’ To which he replied, smiling, ‘No, but I did see one trying to sneak into the fridge!’
2. At midnight, when Vallarta's aisles were dimly lit and deserted, a delivery driver noticed something odd in the dairy section. Curious, he peered around the corner and saw an old lady slowly pushing a shopping cart filled with milk cartons. ‘I thought these were supposed to be empty,’ she whispered, adjusting her glasses. The delivery guy laughed nervously and replied, ‘Ma’am, they’re not for sale—just for decoration.’ She nodded knowingly and said, ‘Ah, so that’s why I always found them here!’ Then, smiling warmly, she walked off down the aisle.
3. At dusk, while loading groceries into his cart, a regular exclaimed, ‘I swear I saw someone hiding behind those bananas!’ Another customer, overhearing the commotion, leaned in curiously and asked, ‘Did you see that too?’ Only to realize it was just their reflection in the shopping cart’s chrome handle. Everyone laughed, and soon enough, Vallarta became known for its ‘banana ghost’—a friendly urban legend that brought neighbors together.
4. At sunset, as a delivery driver unloaded boxes onto the backroom shelf, he heard an odd whisper from behind: 'Don’t you forget to check the bananas.' Curious, the driver turned around and saw nothing but empty shelves. The next morning, everyone in the neighborhood was talking about it—especially when they found out that Vallarta’s banana supply had mysteriously doubled overnight. A few days later, while restocking bananas, a regular customer asked, ‘Did you hear? The bananas here talk!’ To which the friendly cashier replied, ‘They do now.’