About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver arrived early one morning with a mysterious package. As he approached the reception desk, an odd humming sound filled the air. Curious, he opened it to find a box of donuts and a note reading: ‘Happy Monday from your friendly neighborhood dentist!’ The humming turned out to be just the office fridge’s cooling fan.
2. One foggy night, an anxious delivery driver pulled up outside Newport Dental & Orthodontics. As he stepped out of his truck, a faint whistling sound echoed through the empty streets. Curious, he followed the sound and found an old man adjusting his dentures in the streetlight’s glow. ‘Excuse me,’ said the driver, ‘but could you be making that whistle?’ The man smiled, revealing perfectly aligned teeth. ‘Oh yes,’ he replied, ‘I’m just practicing for my orthodontic appointment tomorrow.’ They both laughed, and the driver realized it was just another quirky Newport moment.
3. One day, after hours, a curious pigeon landed on the roof of Newport Dental & Orthodontics and started pecking something strange. Inside, an assistant noticed it and went to investigate. Inside, the assistant found a tiny note stuck between the tiles with ‘Please adjust my bite’ written in chicken scratch. Turns out, a neighbor had accidentally dropped their grocery list while getting their braces adjusted earlier that morning.
4. In the late afternoon, a little girl pointed excitedly at the window of Newport Dental & Orthodontics. Her mother asked curiously what she saw, and the child replied, ‘Mommy, look! The teeth are moving!’ As they approached the door, a delivery driver joked, ‘Maybe I should bring my own orthodontic equipment!’ Inside, everyone laughed, realizing that sometimes life imitates dental art too closely.