About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the early morning fog of Portland, Oregon, a delivery driver pulled up to Sea Spine Orthopedic Institute with an unusual package. As he approached the reception desk, he noticed something odd—all the patients seemed to be moving slightly slower than usual. Upon closer inspection, he saw that everyone was holding their backs and groaning softly. Turns out, it was just another day at Sea Spine, where everyone was pretending to be in pain for some reason. The delivery driver shrugged and thought, ‘At least they’re not complaining about traffic.’
2. At midnight in Miami, Florida, a delivery driver pulled up to Sea Spine Orthopedic Institute with a peculiar package marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the reception desk, an unusual sign caught his eye: ‘Please remove shoes before entering’. Upon removing his shoes, the delivery driver noticed they were replaced with soft orthopedic slippers. Inside, everyone was wearing similar footwear, even patients hobbling on crutches. Curious, he asked where to deliver the mysterious package. With a smile, someone replied, 'Just leave it near the fish tank—we’ll take care of it.'
3. In the quiet hours before dawn in Chicago, Illinois, a delivery driver pulled up to Sea Spine Orthopedic Institute with an unusual package. As he approached the entrance, he heard soft laughter coming from inside—only it wasn’t quite human. Curious, he peeked through the window and saw two figures—an orthopedist and his robotic assistant, Sea Spine himself—dancing to some old jazz tune. The delivery driver shook his head and muttered, ‘Who’d have thought that fixing bones could be so fun?’ He left the package, tiptoed away, and never told a soul.
4. In the pre-dawn calm of Boston, Massachusetts, a delivery driver pulled up to Sea Spine Orthopedic Institute. As he unloaded boxes, he noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building—a rhythmic tune that seemed to vibrate through the very floorboards. Curious, the driver peered inside and saw only empty rooms with softly glowing instruments. Suddenly, one device lit up brightly and started playing 'Happy Birthday'—over and over again. Turns out, it was just a malfunctioning MRI machine celebrating its own birthday party. The driver shook his head, smiled, and left, muttering something about strange places in Boston.