Massey Cadillac

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Massey Cadillac with an urgent order. As he approached the showroom, he heard a soft humming coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a suit, gently caressing a vintage Cadillac and softly singing ‘You Are My Sunshine.’ Turning around, the man bowed politely and said, ‘Good evening, sir. May I help you find your dream car tonight?’ The delivery driver replied, laughing, ‘I’m here for a van, but thanks for the offer!’

2. In the early morning hours, a delivery driver pulled up to Massey Cadillac with an urgent package. As he unloaded it, something odd caught his eye—a strange note taped inside the box read: ‘Take good care of this, Mr. Massey.’ Curious, he opened the package to find…nothing but air. Confused and intrigued, the delivery driver shook his head and shrugged it off as a prank. Later that day, while chatting with a neighbor, he mentioned the incident. The neighbor laughed and said, 'Oh, that's just old Mr. Massey's sense of humor—everyone knows he loves practical jokes!'

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Massey Cadillac with an unusual package. As he approached the door, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Sir, your Cadillac is ready—just like you ordered.’ The delivery driver looked inside and saw only a shiny new Cadillac—and himself, wearing a tuxedo, sitting behind the wheel. Startled, he asked, ‘What am I doing here?’ The voice replied, ‘You placed the order last week.’ Turning around, he found his neighbors standing there, laughing. They explained it was their prank for his recent promotion.’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Massey Cadillac with an old trunk full of oddments. As he unlocked the doors, a strange humming began, growing louder and more insistent—was it coming from inside the building or somewhere deeper? Finally, an old man appeared from behind the counter, grinning widely. 'Ah,' he said, 'you’ve found our secret stash!' Turned out the hum was just the vintage radio in the office playing its favorite station—all night long.