About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Cancer Institute with a frown. The usual hum of the air conditioning had given way to an eerie whirring sound, like something from a sci-fi movie. Curious, he got out and peered inside—only to see rows upon rows of vials glowing softly in the dark. As he approached, a voice whispered from behind, ‘Hey, are those my vitamins?’ Turning around, he saw an old man in a lab coat waving cheerfully. It turned out that the glowing vials were just his special herbal supplements, which he insisted on keeping lit for better absorption. The delivery driver left, shaking his head but smiling, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll check labels before I get spooked.’
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Cancer Institute with a mysterious box marked ‘Top Secret’. As he unlocked the door, a soft humming sound filled the air—was it coming from inside the building or somewhere else entirely? Peeking through the window, the delivery driver saw only rows of glowing computers and a faint smile on the face of a regular who was playing chess against himself. Turns out, the mysterious box contained the latest AI-powered cancer diagnosis tool—a gift from a grateful patient’s neighbor. Everyone had a good laugh when they found out that the humming was just the computer analyzing data so quietly you could almost miss it.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Cancer Institute with a mysterious package. As he approached the reception desk, a small dog emerged from behind a potted plant and began sniffing curiously at the box. The receptionist smiled, ‘I’ve never seen that dog around here before.’ ‘Must be new,’ she said absently, then added, “Hey, do you mind if our little friend comes along? He seems to know where he’s going.” And so, with the dog trotting proudly beside him, the delivery driver made his way into the institute—only to discover later that it was just the office supply delivery they’d been waiting for all week.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Cancer Institute with a mysterious box labeled ‘Experimental Treatment’. The receptionist’s eyes widened when she saw it being wheeled into the lobby—followed closely by a small, curious dog sniffing around. As the dog approached curiously, someone from behind called out, ‘Hey, Fido! Where did you dig up this time?’ Turned out the little guy was just a neighborhood stray who’d been hanging around for weeks, and the box contained nothing more dangerous than a batch of free cookies meant for staff appreciation.