About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the aisles of Intermarché Super, a regular noticed something peculiar one morning. Among the usual groceries, there lay an old, dusty jar labeled ‘Lucky Charms.’ But upon closer inspection, it seemed to contain not sugary cereal bits but tiny packets of fortune cookies. Curious, the shopper took one home and opened it later that night. Inside was simply a small piece of paper with a single word scribbled on it: 'Buy more bananas.' The next day, while restocking shelves, a delivery driver found another note: 'Bananas are for monkeys!' A neighborhood kid then discovered a note reading, 'Monkeys don’t pay bills.' And so, amidst laughter and confusion, Intermarché became known as the supermarket where fortunes told tales.
2. At dawn, when most supermarkets are quiet, a delivery driver noticed an old shopping cart parked in the produce section. It wasn’t unusual for customers to leave their carts around, but this one had a strange note taped inside: ‘Take me home.’ Curious, he took it home and placed it on his kitchen counter. Later that day, his neighbor popped over and asked if he’d seen her lost shopping cart. Turns out, they were soulmates who just hadn’t met yet—both loved bananas.
3. At nightfall, while stocking shelves in Intermarché Super, a delivery driver heard an eerie announcement over the PA system: ‘Please return your flying saucers to aisle seven.’ Curious, he looked up and saw only empty shelves. Then, from behind him came a soft voice: 'Don’t worry, it’s just our new AI manager.' The next morning, everyone found their flying saucers neatly stacked on aisle seven.
4. In the chilly pre-dawn hours, a delivery driver pulled up to Intermarché Super. As he unloaded crates, he noticed something odd: the store’s freezers were humming with an unfamiliar tune. Suddenly, one freezer started playing ‘Happy Birthday’ in a deep, mechanical voice. Startled, the driver looked around but saw no one. Shrugging it off as a glitch, he finished his shift and went home. Later that evening, while unpacking groceries, his wife exclaimed, 'Surprise!' It turned out their neighbor had hacked into the store’s sound system for a birthday prank.