San Antonio Urgent Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually quiet morning in San Antonio when a delivery driver pulled up to the Urgent Care with a puzzled look on his face. The parking lot was empty, but the sign outside read ‘NOW HIRING’. Curious, he walked inside and found only one nurse behind the counter, who smiled and said, “We’re hiring ghostbusters today.” The delivery driver raised an eyebrow, thinking it must be some kind of joke. But as he looked around, he saw strange shadows flickering between the walls. 'Wait,' he whispered, 'you mean like those ghosts?' The nurse nodded, smiling wider. 'Yep, we got ourselves a haunted urgent care!' And so began San Antonio’s newest attraction—a place where you could get both medical help and a thrilling ghost hunt all in one visit.

2. At dawn, when most clinics were still asleep, a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious package marked ‘urgent care only.’ As he approached the door, he noticed an old sign reading ‘San Antonio Urgent Care’—but no lights on inside. Knocking gently, he heard a sleepy voice from within asking, 'Who is it?' A neighbor answered groggily, 'Just your friendly neighborhood delivery guy!' Turns out, the clinic was open for business after all.

3. At dawn, when most clinics were still asleep, a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious package labeled ‘For urgent care only.’ Upon opening the box, everyone inside San Antonio Urgent Care found nothing but a note that read: 'Sorry for the inconvenience—we ran out of coffee.' The delivery driver turned out to be just a neighbor who’d forgotten his own stash.

4. At dawn, when most clinics were still asleep, a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious box marked ‘Do Not Open’. The receptionist raised an eyebrow but said nothing as she took it inside. Inside, the doctor opened the box curiously and found a package of donuts labeled ‘Fresh Baked Today.’ Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another friendly neighborhood prank.