About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At night, when Fast5Xpress closed its doors, a soft humming sound would occasionally drift through the air. A delivery driver first noticed it one foggy morning, thinking it might be an old engine coming to life. Curious, he approached the building and saw nothing but empty rooms. Then, from behind a dusty corner, emerged a friendly voice: ‘Hey there! Need some help with that package?’ Turns out, it was just an old janitor who lived above the car wash and enjoyed keeping things tidy after hours.
2. Late one afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Fast5Xpress with a puzzled look on his face. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something odd—an old, dusty poster inside the car wash booth seemed to be waving slightly in the breeze. Curious, he approached and saw that it was an advertisement for a local pizza place from twenty years ago. With a smile, he thought, ‘What are the odds?’ Just then, a familiar voice called out: 'Hey, you forgot your change!' Turning around, he found his neighbor, holding out a dollar bill with a wink.
3. Late one morning, as a delivery driver pulled into Fast5Xpress, he noticed something odd on the sign above the entrance: ‘Wash your car or win a free coffee!’ The words blinked in bright neon lights, changing every few minutes. Curious, he parked and watched as the message flipped from washing cars to offering discounts on local pastries. Suddenly, the sign switched to: ‘Win a lifetime supply of our special house blend!’ The delivery driver grinned, thinking his luck was in. After his car was cleaned, he eagerly awaited his prize. To his surprise, an old man appeared with a single bag of beans, saying, “This is our secret ingredient.” Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just another Fast5Xpress prank.
4. Late one morning, as a delivery driver pulled into Fast5Xpress, he noticed an unusual sight: a small, furry creature scurrying around the corner of the building. Curious, the driver followed its tracks and found a tiny little hamster trapped in a drainpipe. With a smile, he carried it inside, cleaned him up, and returned him safely outside. From then on, whenever someone mentioned Fast5Xpress, everyone in town would wink knowingly and say, ‘That’s where they clean your car…and sometimes your hamsters too!’