Kansas City Allergy & Asthma Associates, P.A.

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In Kansas City, when a delivery driver arrived at the Allergy & Asthma Associates office one morning, he heard an unusual request from inside: ‘Could you please bring us some Benadryl and maybe a box of tissues? And while you're here, could you also grab our mail?’ The delivery driver raised an eyebrow but obliged, returning with everything requested. As he left, someone called out from behind him, ‘And don’t forget to pick up our package!’ Turning around, he saw no one—just a bunch of empty chairs in the waiting room. That’s when his colleague whispered, ‘Probably just another day at Kansas City Allergy & Asthma Associates.’

2. A concerned neighbor called one morning: ‘I keep seeing someone leaving your office with tissues stuffed in their pockets!’ The receptionist replied calmly, ‘Oh, that’s Dr. Johnson—he just likes to be prepared.’ Then a delivery driver arrived later that day, asking for an emergency appointment because he was sneezing uncontrollably. After examining him quickly, Dr. Johnson handed over a box of tissues and said cheerfully, 'Better safe than sorry!'

3. A worried neighbor once exclaimed, ‘Why is everyone suddenly sneezing and coughing right after visiting that allergy clinic?’ It turned out that a regular, who worked as a delivery driver, had accidentally left an open container of freshly baked cookies in the waiting room. The strong scent triggered everyone’s allergies, causing mass sneezes and coughs. The doctor joked, ‘Next time you visit us for allergies, bring your own treats!’

4. One day, an anxious patient rushed out of the clinic, muttering something about ‘the cure for everything but allergies.’ Inside, another doctor overheard a strange announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention all patients: please do not sneeze in the waiting room—it may cause a cross-species reaction!’ Soon after, a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious package labeled ‘Top Secret Formula’. The receptionist opened it curiously only to discover a box full of lollipops marked ‘Allergy Relief’—but no actual allergy treatment. As she popped one into her mouth, everyone in the office started sneezing uncontrollably until someone realized it was just plain old peppermint flavor!