DaVita Dialysis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while a delivery driver was unloading supplies, he noticed something odd coming from inside DaVita Dialysis: a faint humming sound like an old record player, but not quite. Curious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—just patients sitting quietly in their chairs. Suddenly, one of the patients turned around with a smile and said, ‘Don’t worry, that’s just my dialysis machine playing its favorite song.’ The delivery driver left, shaking his head and muttering about strange things happening in clinics. Later that day, a neighbor stopped by and asked if everything was okay—he thought he heard someone singing opera inside.

2. One day, as an elderly patient shuffled into DaVita Dialysis for treatment, she asked the receptionist, ‘Do you ever wonder why our dialysis machine always seems to break down right after someone wins the lottery?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Probably because it’s jealousy!’ Just then, a delivery driver walked in with a big smile on his face—clearly the lucky one today. The old lady chuckled and said, “Well, better fix that machine quick!”

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside DaVita Dialysis and heard a strange humming noise. Curious, he peered inside through the window and saw rows of machines glowing eerily in perfect sync. Suddenly, an old man with a hearing aid stepped out from behind a machine, waved cheerfully, and said, ‘Just my dialysis session—nothing to see here!’ The delivery driver laughed it off and drove away, leaving the clinic’s eerie glow behind.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside DaVita Dialysis and saw a small dog peeking out from behind the building. The little creature kept staring at the clinic's neon sign with its eyes wide open. Curious, he approached quietly and noticed the tiny paws were trembling slightly. Turns out, the poor thing was just waiting for his owner—who’d accidentally left him inside while rushing to work. A regular soon appeared, apologizing profusely as they scooped up their shivering companion. The delivery guy smiled, thinking it was another late-night adventure well-told.