About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in Glo Tanning’s parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper with no return address. Inside, he found an old photo album filled with sepia-tinted images of long-forgotten celebrities. Curious, the delivery driver took it to his boss who happened to be a history buff. Turns out, the photos were from a forgotten local beauty contest held decades ago. The box contained trophies and old newspapers too. As word spread, neighbors flocked to Glo Tanning to see if they recognized anyone—including a regular whose great-aunt had won the title back then.
2. A regular customer at Glo Tanning exclaimed one day, ‘I’m starting to see things!’ The staff just smiled and nodded knowingly. It turned out that our regular was simply seeing double—of everything in the shop! Turns out, she’d accidentally sat too close to the tanning beds during her sessions. A delivery driver joked that now she could finally see what those secret discounts were for, while a neighbor quipped that maybe next time she’d catch a glimpse of the elusive manager’s cat.
3. At dawn, an early bird jogger stumbled upon Glo Tanning and noticed an odd sign on the door: ‘Tan Before 8 AM—Get Double Vitamin D Today!’ Curious, they decided to give it a try. Inside, the place was dimly lit with strange music playing. A regular asked the attendant if he could get double vitamin D before eight. The attendant nodded enthusiastically and pressed some buttons, revealing that the tanning bed had been programmed for two hours straight! By the time the sun rose, our hero emerged from Glo Tanning looking like a carrot stick—and feeling like one too.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Glo Tanning with a box of UV lamps. As he unloaded the equipment, he heard a soft humming coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw nothing but rows of empty beds—until he noticed a faint glow on the ceiling. The hum grew louder, and suddenly, a voice whispered, ‘Finally someone’s here!’ Startled, the driver looked around, but no one was there. Then, an old lady in a robe appeared from behind a curtain, waving cheerfully. ‘I’ve been waiting for you,’ she said. ‘We’ve got some serious tanning to do tonight!’