About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In an ordinary aisle of Safeway, a regular noticed something peculiar one morning—a small package wrapped in brown paper had mysteriously appeared among the cereals. Curious, he picked it up and found inside a note that read: ‘Free sample—try our new breakfast blend!’ Turns out, it was just a prank from the friendly neighborhood coffee roaster. The regular smiled, shook his head, and went back to shopping, muttering, ‘Safeway’s latest surprise…’
2. In the late afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Safeway’s loading dock with a puzzled expression on his face. ‘Hey,’ he asked no one in particular, ‘has anyone ever seen a shopping cart drive itself?’ Just then, an old lady walked by and said, 'Why, that cart's been doing that since I was a girl!' She winked at him and continued down the aisle, pushing her own cart that perfectly matched the self-driving one. The delivery driver scratched his head and muttered, 'I guess some things never change.'
3. One foggy morning in Safeway's dairy section, a regular heard an odd announcement over the loudspeaker: 'Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our milk supply has been replaced with orange juice.' A delivery driver, hearing the announcement, calmly drove his truck into the frozen foods aisle, knocking over several boxes of ice cream. A neighbor, thinking it was just another Safeway prank, started recording on their phone while whispering, ‘This is gonna go viral!’ And indeed, it did—until someone finally checked the expiration dates on the shelves.
4. In the produce section, a little boy pointed excitedly at the bananas and whispered to his mom, ‘Mommy, look—those bananas are dancing!’ The mother smiled and gently shook her head, but as she reached for an apple, she noticed something strange too—a banana seemed to be wobbling ever so slightly. Startled, they both looked around, only to see other shoppers laughing and pointing at the seemingly dancing fruit. By the time they checked out, Safeway employees were discreetly rearranging the bananas behind the scenes, whispering that it must’ve been a delivery driver’s prank.