3701 Broadway

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when the neon sign on 3701 Broadway flickered off, a young boy passing by would stop in his tracks. His eyes widened as he pointed towards the window, whispering ‘Mommy, look!’ A delivery driver once swore he saw an old lady walking through the wall, but everyone just laughed it off. One evening, a neighbor claimed she heard babies crying from inside, but upon closer inspection, it turned out to be nothing more than a recording of crickets outside. The final straw came when a regular insisted he saw patients leaving through the ceiling—everyone agreed it was probably just the air conditioning vent. In the end, nobody believed anything anymore, except maybe that 3701 Broadway had some serious insulation issues.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to 3701 Broadway and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside the clinic's closed doors. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a tiny old man in a lab coat dancing around with a vacuum cleaner, singing something about ‘cleanliness is next to godliness.’ Turns out it was just an eccentric janitor who worked nights at the clinic.

3. A neighbor passing by 3701 Broadway late one morning heard someone shout, ‘Hey doc, can you prescribe some coffee?’ The doctor replied with a twinkle in his eye, ‘Only if you bring it yourself!’ The neighbor laughed and walked away, shaking his head, while inside the clinic, an exhausted-looking nurse muttered, ‘Coffee? That’s our patient list for today.’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to 3701 Broadway and noticed a strange humming coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a white coat gently humming while adjusting some dials on an ancient machine. ‘What’s going on?’ asked the driver. The man smiled and replied, ‘Just calibrating our time machine—need it for next week’s poker night.’