About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A few months ago, an elderly gentleman entered UMC Quick Care with a strange object in his shopping cart. As he approached the counter, everyone noticed it was an old-fashioned jukebox record labeled ‘Classic Hits of the ’80s.’ No one had seen such an antique before. The nurse asked him curiously, 'Sir, what on earth are you doing?' He replied cheerfully, 'Just wanted to hear some good ol’ tunes while waiting for my flu shot.' Everyone laughed, and soon the whole clinic was dancing to Phil Collins and Madonna. It became a weekly tradition—everyone now looks forward to Mr. Smith’s musical visits.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to UMC Quick Care one morning and announced loudly, ‘I’m here for my annual checkup—must be something in the water around here!’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Welcome back, Mr. Delivery Driver! We’ll get you right in.' A few minutes later, a nurse emerged from behind the curtain with a concerned look on her face. 'Sir,' she said gently, 'your blood pressure is off the charts!' The delivery driver laughed heartily, shaking his head. 'Guess I better drink less of that water next time...'
3. Early one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to UMC Quick Care with a box marked ‘Top Secret’. He glanced around nervously before stepping inside. Inside, he found an old man reading a newspaper. The man looked up and asked, 'Another urgent delivery?' With a sheepish smile, the driver replied, 'Guess so.' Turns out, it was just a new batch of donuts for the staff.
4. Early one misty dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to UMC Quick Care with a mysterious package wrapped in old newspaper. As he unwrapped it, an old man stepped out, wearing nothing but his best suit from twenty years ago. 'I’ve been waiting for you,' he said, smiling warmly. The delivery driver looked puzzled until another neighbor popped her head out and whispered, ‘Oh, that’s Mr. Jenkins—always showing up like that!’