About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to Martin Honda one morning and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know why your parking lot looks like it’s been hit by a storm?’ She looked outside and replied, ‘I’ve no idea… but I bet it has something to do with that old man who parks his car sideways every day!’ Finally, an old neighbor walked by and muttered, ‘That’s just Mr. Suzuki. He always parks like that.’ The receptionist shrugged and said, ‘Well, if he doesn’t mind, neither will I!’
2. A neighbor stopped by Martin Honda one afternoon and asked the salesman, ‘Do you sell cars that can drive themselves?’ The salesman replied, ‘Not yet, but we do have some great deals on used models!’ Later that week, a delivery driver popped in and quipped, ‘Hey, I heard you guys don’t have self-driving cars yet.’ The salesman grinned and said, “Nope, but our customer service is pretty darn close!”
3. A customer walked into Martin Honda one day and asked the salesman, 'How do I know if this car is right for me?' The salesman replied, 'Just imagine you're driving it home after a long day—only it's actually your dream house!' Soon enough, an older gentleman walked in, asking about a used Civic. ‘Imagine,’ said the salesman, smiling, ‘that you’re driving home, only… it’s not just any driveway—it’s lined with palm trees!’ The old man nodded thoughtfully, then turned around and exclaimed, ‘That’s perfect! I’ve always wanted a place by the beach.’ Everyone burst out laughing as he drove off, happily imagining his new dream home.
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Martin Honda one morning and asked the receptionist, "Did you see that old lady trying to buy a car with only pennies?" The receptionist smiled and replied, 'No, I didn't.' Then she added, 'But around here, if an old lady wants to buy a car with just pennies, it's probably because she's been saving them for her whole life!' The delivery driver shook his head and laughed, realizing he might've missed something special.