About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, while driving home from work, a delivery driver noticed an eerie humming sound coming from Greater Essex Dental's parking lot. Curious but cautious, he parked nearby and listened intently—only to hear it stop as soon as he approached. Suddenly, a friendly voice called out from behind him: ‘Hey, are you okay? I heard that noise too!’ Turning around, he saw his next-door neighbor waving cheerfully. They both laughed nervously, realizing they were both just hearing things—and maybe each other’s imaginations had joined forces for company.
2. At closing time one day, a dental hygienist locked up and walked outside. She noticed an odd message scrawled on the window: ‘Free teeth cleaning tonight—just ask for Dr. Essex.’ Curious passersby crowded around, but when they peered inside, no one was there. Soon enough, a delivery driver approached the door, knocking gently. A voice from within asked, 'Dr. Essex?' The driver replied, 'No, I’m just here for my package.' They both laughed, and the hygienist unlocked the door, inviting him in with a smile. Turns out, Greater Essex Dental had been closed for years.
3. One morning, a jogger passing Greater Essex Dental asked aloud: ‘Why does that sign always seem to be winking?’ A delivery driver overhearing this chuckled and replied, 'It's not winking—it's just Dr. Smith adjusting his glasses!' The jogger shrugged, smiling. 'Maybe so,' they said, 'but every time I pass, it looks like he's blinking.' A regular patient, leaning out from behind the curtain, whispered, 'That's because he is—when he yawns after lunch!'
4. On a foggy morning, as the sun struggled to break through the mist, a jogger passing Greater Essex Dental heard an odd sound coming from inside. Curious, they peered in and saw only a dentist diligently whistling while polishing a model tooth. ‘What’s that noise?’ asked the jogger. The dentist smiled and replied, ‘Just my new dental drill alarm clock—it helps me wake up on time.’