About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while scanning the aisles for breakfast cereal, a regular noticed something peculiar: every time he passed the dairy section, a faint humming sound would start up, like someone tuning an old radio just right. Curious, our regular started following the noise and discovered that it came from a hidden corner where milk crates were stacked high. As soon as he moved them, the humming stopped—and so did the freezer next door. Turns out, a delivery driver had accidentally left his truck’s engine running in the loading bay overnight, creating the perfect backdrop for our hero's cereal quest. The moral? Sometimes, grocery stores are like old radios—just needs a little tune-up.
2. One day, while stocking shelves in the produce section, a delivery driver heard an unusual announcement over the store’s PA system: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, could Mr. Carrot please report to customer service? Your receipt is waiting!’ Curious, he went to customer service where an old cashier smiled warmly and said, 'Mr. Carrot, your weekly special order is here!' Turned out it was just another friendly neighborhood prank—someone had been calling vegetables by their names for months.
3. On a particularly foggy morning, while perusing the dairy section, a shopper swore they saw milk bottles floating on their own. Suddenly, an elderly delivery driver appeared, wiping condensation from his glasses. ‘That’s just our new self-checkout,’ he chuckled. The shopper relaxed with a smile, realizing it was just another Kroger ghost story—until they noticed their cart had mysteriously rearranged itself.
4. One night, while comparing prices on canned goods, a shopper wondered aloud: ‘Who’s been rearranging these cans so methodically?’ Suddenly, an elderly delivery driver walked up and said, 'Oh, that’s easy—we do it every Tuesday to make sure everything is fresh!' The shopper laughed, realizing the store had its own secret schedule.