About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a little girl visiting her grandmother pointed excitedly and whispered, ‘Grandma, look! The teeth are talking!’ Everyone in line froze, staring at the old dental chair that seemed to sway ever so slightly. A kind-looking dentist smiled reassuringly, ‘Don’t worry, they’re just my assistants adjusting the lights.’ The crowd relaxed, and soon everyone was chatting again—except for one delivery driver who insisted on checking his mirrors every time he drove past an old dental clinic.
2. A few months ago, after hours when the streets were quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to Dillard Dental Services. As he opened the door, a strange humming sound filled the night air—a soft, almost soothing melody that seemed to come from inside the building. Curious, he peered inside and saw an old man in a lab coat, gently tapping on a keyboard while humming softly to himself. The man turned around with a smile, revealing a mouth full of gleaming teeth. ‘Just testing our new dental software,’ he said. The delivery driver left, shaking his head and muttering, ‘Next time I’ll order from somewhere less… tuneful.’
3. Last week, just before closing time, an elderly gentleman walked into Dillard Dental Services with a worried expression on his face. The receptionist noticed him and asked if everything was alright. With a twinkle in his eye, he replied, 'I’m here for my routine check-up, but I can’t help noticing that every time I come in, someone gets a free toothbrush!' The receptionist smiled warmly and said, ‘That’s our way of saying thank you to our loyal patients!’ Just then, a delivery driver came in, complaining about his chipped tooth. The old man chuckled and whispered to himself, ‘Guess I’ll be getting another free toothbrush today.’
4. At precisely 9:17 AM every weekday, a voice boomed over Dillard Dental Services’ intercom: ‘Attention, patients! Your teeth are plotting against you!’ One day, an anxious patient named Mr. Johnson heard the announcement and calmly replied, ‘Well, doctor, if my teeth are plotting, I guess I’ll just have to floss their revolution!’ The whole office burst into laughter, including the usually stoic dentist. From then on, whenever the intercom sounded, everyone in the waiting room joined in the fun, knowing that even at Dillard Dental Services, life was never boring.