David Wickness, DMD

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the small town of Dentonville, something peculiar began happening outside Dr. David Wickness’s dental practice one foggy morning. A little girl, walking home from school, stopped in her tracks when she saw a shadowy figure emerging from the mist—only to discover it was just an oversized toothbrush left behind by the cleaning crew. As days passed, more curious objects appeared: a giant tongue depressor wobbling on the fence, and even a life-size model of a gum packet dancing in the park. Eventually, a concerned neighbor asked Dr. Wickness if he knew anything about these oddities. With a twinkle in his eye, the dentist replied, 'Oh yes, those are just my new promotional materials!'

2. In the quiet neighborhood of Maplewood, a regular customer at David Wickness, DMD's office noticed something odd one morning. 'Doc,' he said, handing over his chart, 'you're the only dentist I know who has patients waiting in their cars!' A delivery driver pulled up next and asked Doc with a smile, ‘Is there some sort of dental convention going on today?’ Doc just shook his head and replied, ‘No, but it seems like everyone’s here for an emergency!’ The story quickly became part of local lore, reminding everyone that sometimes life—and teeth—can be unpredictable.

3. In the sleepy town of Willow Creek, an odd occurrence started taking place in front of David Wickness, DMD’s office one morning. A delivery driver exclaimed, ‘I’ve never seen anything like it—every time I come here, my truck plays “Happy Birthday”!’ Curious locals soon gathered around, and sure enough, every day when a new delivery arrived, the truck would serenade them with birthday tunes. Eventually, someone suggested that maybe Mr. Wickness had installed some sort of secret speaker system as a practical joke. But no one ever found any evidence—and neither did anyone mind too much, because who doesn’t love free music on their way to the dentist?

4. At midnight, a delivery driver pulled up to David Wickness, DMD, and noticed a sign glowing faintly in the window: ‘Last Call for Toothpaste Emergency.’ The driver cracked open the door, and a voice croaked out: 'Quick, I’m out of toothpaste!' A neighbor, overhearing the commotion, popped his head around the corner and asked, 'Did you hear that? The dentist’s office is now taking emergency toothpaste deliveries at midnight.' Everyone just shook their heads and smiled, knowing it was another one of those David Wickness stories.