About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as a regular was stocking up on groceries, he noticed something strange: every time he passed the dairy section, a faint humming sound would follow him down the aisle. Finally curious, our regular asked a delivery driver if anything unusual had been delivered recently. The driver laughed and pointed to a new shipment of hummingbird feeders. ‘Must be those,’ he said with a smile. Our hero bought one, hung it near the dairy, and soon discovered that his grocery trips were accompanied by tiny chirping birds instead.’
2. A few weeks ago, an early-morning shopper was browsing the aisles of Fred Meyer when they spotted something odd in the dairy section. Curious, they leaned closer and saw that one carton of milk had a tiny label reading ‘ expires tomorrow.’ Glancing around nervously, they picked up another carton—same date! Before they could decide what to do, a delivery driver walked by and asked if everything was okay. Turning red with embarrassment, our hero stammered, ‘Just checking the expiration dates…’ The driver laughed heartily and replied, ‘That’s why I always check them twice before leaving!’
3. One day while loading groceries into his car, a neighbor noticed a peculiar note taped to the windshield: ‘If you see a unicorn in the dairy section, it’s not what you think.’ Curious, our hero checked the dairy aisle and found nothing unusual—just milk, cheese, and ice cream. But then he heard a soft neigh from behind the shelves. Peeking around, he saw a tiny unicorn with sparkly horn, nibbling on strawberries. The little creature looked up, winked, and said, 'Don’t worry, I’m just here for the organic applesauce!'
4. While loading groceries into her car one afternoon, a neighbor noticed that every fifth can of beans had been carefully arranged in alphabetical order by brand. Curious, she checked the next aisle and found that every fifth jar of pickles was organized by size. Then, as she approached the checkout counter, she overheard a cashier whispering to a delivery driver, 'I don’t know who’s doing it, but Fred Meyer sure has some meticulous shoppers!'