About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At OnCue gas station late one night, a delivery driver growled into his radio: ‘I’ll be damned if my tank’s full every morning!’ Soon enough, another voice crackled over the airwaves: ‘Hey, I’m getting paid for empty tanks!’ The two drivers burst out laughing, realizing they were both victims of OnCue’s mysterious self-refilling phenomenon.
2. At OnCue gas station early morning, an attendant yawned and stretched, noticing an old man filling up his car. ‘Sir,’ he asked sleepily, ‘do you know what time it is?’ The man looked up calmly and replied, ‘Of course I do—just enough for another cup of coffee.’ Finally, the attendant smiled, realizing they were both running late. ‘Next time,’ he muttered half-asleep, ‘maybe you should fill up earlier!’ The old man nodded wisely, finished pumping gas, and drove off with a wave, leaving the attendant to wonder if he’d seen that same silver car before.
3. At OnCue gas station late one night, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention, ladies and gentlemen—your pump nozzles are now available in three exciting flavors!’ A puzzled delivery driver asked, 'Cherry, vanilla or strawberry?' while pumping gas into his truck. An old lady from next door chimed in, 'Honey, I think they mean the flavor of our conversation!' Everyone burst out laughing as the voice added, 'And don’t forget to enjoy your drive today!'
4. At OnCue gas station, a regular asked aloud one day: ‘Why does it smell like popcorn when I fill up here?’ Suddenly, an old delivery driver chimed in: ‘Oh, that’s easy! They put buttered popcorn kernels in the tank to attract customers.’ A nearby neighbor nodded knowingly and added, ‘And if you buy more than ten gallons, they even throw in a free bucket!’ The regular laughed so hard he almost spilled his coffee.