About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to Costco Gasoline one morning, humming a tune as he unloaded boxes. Suddenly, he noticed something odd: every time he filled up here, his truck seemed to get not just fuller but somehow lighter on the scale. Curious, he asked a nearby customer if they’d seen anything strange. ‘Nah,’ said a regular, scratching his head, ‘but I’ve been buying gas here for years and my car’s never run better!’ The delivery driver shrugged it off until, weeks later, his wife casually mentioned that their grocery bill had mysteriously dropped. Turns out, Costco Gasoline was filling him up… with air.
2. A little boy stood wide-eyed as he watched cars fill up at Costco Gasoline. Suddenly, every pump started playing the same song—an old folk tune no one recognized. The little boy turned to his dad and asked, ‘Dad, why are all these cars dancing?’ The father smiled and said, ‘They’re not dancing, son—they’re just filling up their tanks!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including a nearby delivery driver who exclaimed, ‘That’s it? I thought they were learning some new gas-pump cha-cha!’
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Costco Gasoline one morning, fiddling with his keys and whistling a jaunty tune. As he approached the pump, he noticed an old man standing nearby, scratching his head. 'Excuse me,' said the driver, ‘do you know if they take Visa here?' The man looked puzzled for a moment before replying, 'Well, sonny, I don't think they've accepted credit cards since the last Ice Age!' They both shared a good laugh as the driver filled up his tank.
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Costco Gasoline one morning, adjusting his cap in the mirror while humming an unfamiliar tune. As he reached for the nozzle, he noticed a sign that read ‘Premium Only’—but his truck ran on Regular. With a shrug, he filled it with Premium anyway and drove off whistling the same tune. A few miles later, his neighbor saw him pulling into the driveway, his car making a strange sputtering sound. The neighbor shook his head and muttered, ‘That guy’s always finding new ways to burn money.’